(Stephen Curry is called into Coach Don Nelson’s office..)
Nelson: (playing with a paddleball unsuccessfully) Fuckin’ thing’s broken.
Curry: You wanted to see me, Coach?
Nelson: Manuel! Manuel!
Manuel: (runs into office) Yes, meester?
Nelson: (hands over paddleball) Get this to the shop, will ya Manuel?
Manuel: Yes, meester.
Curry: Ummm..
Nelson: (turning to the rookie 2-guard) Stephen Curry! (more…)
Who in the frig is Geomikan? And why must he fight the Knicks alone?..
(Greg Oden waves his arms around in the post..)
Oden: Hey man, I’m open!
Joe: (sounding like Edward G. Robinson) Put it in the peach basket, Charlie! (passes to Oden)
Oden: What? My name’s not Charlie. (passes back to Joe) (more…)
Zander Hollander? Let’s take a gander!
I’m guessing she did the decorating..
(Captain Stan Van Gundy is standing at the bow of the HMS Orlando, proudly looking out at the sea ahead, when he is approached by Acting Lieutenant Vince Carter..)
Carter: Captain, what’s the purpose of this voyage anyway?
Van Gundy: We are sailing to Tahiti to find the elusive breadfruit.
Howard: (smiling) Mmm, breadfruit!
Carter: The fuck?.. (more…)
Inaugural Naismith Hall of Fame inductee Chuck Hyatt was an avid surfer..
Help! I’m stuck in the nexus of the universe! And my knees hurt!
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