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One afternoon, while in his laboratory trying to invent a gun that shoots guns, unemployed backup point guard Jamaal Tinsley discovered time travel. The only problem: He cannot control it. Now he is lost somewhere in the space-time continuum, looking for a way back to our reality and a contract with the New York Knickerbockers..

Tonight’s adventure: 19th Century Norway.. (more…)

Goodbye Mikki, we hardly knew ye..

(Warriors Coach Don Nelson is playing the NASCAR pinball machine in his office, when rookie Stephen Curry enters..)

NASCAR Pinball Machine: TILT! TILT! TILT!

Nelson: (incredulous)  What? I’ll show you a tilt!  (tips pinball machine over, glass shatters everywhere)

Curry: (standing awkwardly in doorway)  Uhhh…

Nelson: Ah! Young Stephen! Come in, come in..

Curry: (sits down)  What’s up, Coach?

Nelson: We’ve got badgers. (more…)

The Lebron James Future Team Cavalcade CarouselⓇ is an ongoing project, exploring the potential destinations of a man who insists you capitalize the ‘b’ - Lebron James. All thirty teams (and perhaps some European squads) will be analyzed and awarded an arbitrary percentage on their odds of being Lebronorized. Past teams can be accessed here.

Today:  The Utah Jazz.. (more…)

..or not.

Beasley: (sighs) (more…)

Hello. And welcome to Y’all Don’t Know. I’m your host, Anthony Mason.

Y’all Don’t Know is an ongoing exploration into all that is sinister, weird, creepy-crawly and loosey-goosey around us.

Did you know that there are mysterious, unexplainable energies whirling all around us as we speak? NO! ‘Cause Y’all Don’t Know!

Today on Y’all Don’t Know, we’re gonna talk about the Moon landing! (more…)

(New Buck Brandon Jennings logs onto teammate Andrew Bogut’s blog..)

Jennings: Let’s see what all this about.

Blogut: [Log In]

Jennings: What the what? I gotta register?

Blogut: [Log In]

Jennings: Alright computer, damn! I’m loggin’ in. (more…)