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Here’s a little about the three four writers at LowPosts.com..

FEAST, also known as Andy Popp, was born a poor black child. Born, raised and currently resides in Portland, Oregon (time was spent at the University of Arizona, where he majored in beverages). He is currently a slave project engineer at a commercial development company. Although a fan of all major sports (not soccer), his allegiance lies with only one team: the Portland Trailblazers. Hobbies: hunting people down and killing them (xbox live gamertag= FEAST MODE), dominating rec league basketball(here, here and here), commenting on Deadspin, TiVo, drinking, attempting to develop a prescription pill problem (if you have a good hook, please email lowposts@gmail.com) fishing and golfing.

doktakra, also known as DoktaKra (or Alex, if you’re nasty), was born in New York City…or at least that’s what he tells people, since it sounds so much cooler than New Jersey.  After attending NYU, he went on to work as a financial analyst.  He enjoys quiet nights, long walks on the beach, deep conversations, cuddling, overanalyzing his shortcomings, R. Kelly songs, reminiscing about the early 2000’s Sacramento Kings teams, and watching reruns of “Arrested Development.”  When he’s not fantasizing about Candace Parker, he — actually, there’s never a time when he’s not fantasizing about Candace Parker…  He can be reached at d.krizzle@gmail.com.

Starburied, also known as ‘none of your god damned business’, was born on the well-to-do Northern shores of Long Island. A victim of poor family planning, financial and otherwise, he was sent up the Gulf Stream in a wicker basket, landing on the rocky coast of the central inland Maine, and eventually graduated from its fine state university, where he studied microbiology. He is a master of guerilla warfare, an engineer of a fine peanut butter and banana sandwich, and a father of none. In the bitter winter months, he spends his time throating a glock 9 mm and playing buckknife tic-tac-toe on his wrists while watching the Knicks. Any questions, comments, or messages that will garner no response can be directed towards the conspicuously anonymous Starburied@gmail.com.

ebooker, also known as Ethan Booker, also known as Sports-Pun, also known as Zig Zag Zig Allah and/or the Osiris of this shit, was raised in the rural backwoods of Maine by wolves and the gentle Penobscot Indian. He got his book-schoolin’ in the rural backwoods of Virginia at James Madison University (home to the fightin’ Duke Dogs). He spent some time in the rural backwoods of Philadelphia before finally finding himself mired deep in the rural backwoods of Los Angeles where he works for an insurance company downtown (and by insurance, he means male hooker). Ethan is currently ghostwriting Dino Radja’s autobiography, Dino, Yes! If anybody knows of a good Croatian-to-English dictionary, you can email him at ethanbooker@ethanbooker.com. He also writes the Lowposts Twitter feed, which is totally gay.