Oct
26
2008

Where Did All the ‘Fros Go?

I’ve been fascinated by afros ever since I was a little kid.   When I was growing up, I wanted a ‘fro more than anything in the world, and constantly begged my mother to let me get a perm for my wavy hair.  In hindsight, I’m glad she didn’t listen, because I could never pull of a cool-looking Jewfro (at least, not as well as “Fletch“).

To make up for the lack of awesome afros in the early ’90’s — the apparent peak of the flat top era — I frequented local sports card shows, searching for new, um, hair-raising items to add to my collection.  The ABA was the jackpot of amazing afros during the 1970’s.  Among my favorites were classic styles worn by the likes of Darnell Hillman and Julius Erving, the Chia Pet on the head of Randy Denton, and Michael Jackson’s “thriller.”  The unintentionally hilarious balding ‘fro would later find its way into the NBA, courtesy of World B. Free.

Thankfully, the late ’90’s and early 2000’s marked the triumphant return of the ‘fro, starting with Ben Wallace.  Big Ben was one of the first players to switch between the increasingly popular cornrows and afro hairstyles from game to game.  Although the trend never caught on as much as one would’ve liked, it game us a handful of memorable appearances, such as the ones below.

Ben Wallace

Shaun Livingston

Ricky Davis

Darius Miles

Moochie Norris

Ronny Turiaf

Ronny Turiaf

For a short time, several NBA superstars got into the act, popularizing the ‘baby afro’ look in the mid-2000’s.  It’s a shame that Gilbert Arenas may have kept his bushy hairstyle a little longer, had it not been for an unfortunate conditioning incident.  Even the usually plain-vanilla Tim Duncan busted out a fantastic mini-fro for the beginning 2004/05 season, before eventually going back to his patented bald look.

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant

Gilbert Arenas

Gilbert Arenas

Tim Duncan

Tim Duncan

Unfortunately, those hairstyles are long gone, and today’s NBA has a disturbing lack of hair creativity.  Ben Wallace’s ‘fro is tired, and it’s only a matter of time before he starts looking like the aforementioned World B. Free (sorry, I just can’t get enough of that photo).  I don’t know what Anderson Varejao, Robin Lopez, and Joakim Noah have going right now, but those are not afros.  They look more like Sideshow Bob or Corbin Bleu admirers than Dr. J fans.  To top if off, the only man who’s maintained a true ‘fro since coming into the league, Josh Childress, is now representing in Greece.  And it’ll be at least a year until we see Brandon Jennings’ old school flat top on the NBA hardwood.  We’re close to reaching a crisis stage here, people.  If David Stern needs to get involved here, I’m okay with that — whatever it takes.  Just bring back the ‘fro!

Josh Childress

Josh Childress

Anderson Varejao

Anderson Varejao

Robin Lopez

9 Comments »

  • My afro
    rap pro
    black flow
    trap skulls
    assholes
    try to front on how I do it..

    Comment | October 26, 2008
  • not one Lady Of Rage reference????

    Comment | October 28, 2008
  • Livingston’s fro was not a good look.

    Big Ben had the best fro, just wild like his game.

    Comment | October 28, 2008
  • @Nashty13: Ha…rock on, rock on! No one really sported the Afro Puffs though, unfortunately…though there’s still hope.

    Comment | October 28, 2008
  • Moochie carried that torch all alone there for a few years. It would be nice to see tri-colored headbands to go along with the fro too.

    Comment | October 29, 2008
  • Hey Did you realize you have Kobe’s Picture with a non ‘Lakers’ lettering?

    Comment | October 29, 2008
  • @Mr E: Good catch…I thought it would go unnoticed. I’m a Kings fan for life…gotta sneak these in, haha.

    Comment | October 29, 2008
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