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(Mavericks swingman/benchwarmer Matt Carroll logs on to Chatroulette..)

Carroll: How’s it going, web-stranger?

Mason: S’good.

Carroll: You seem like a kind fellow.

Mason: Show me yo tit-tays!

Carroll: (chortles)

Mason: What’s that?

Carroll: I’m chortling.

Mason: The fuck is ‘chortling’?

Carroll: It’s like laughing, but funner!

Mason: So are you gonna show me your tits or what, lady?

Carroll: I’m a man, ya darn goofball!

Mason: Gah! I’ve been Rouletted!

Carroll: (chortles)  You certainly got the short end of this chat stick!

Mason: Chapstick? Don’t you be talkin’ ’bout my lips! I’m sensitive!

Carroll: I think it’s about time we spin the roulette wheel again, don’t you?

Mason: I think you right. Anthony need to see titties!

Carroll: (hits roulette button)

Brown: Oooooooooooooooooh, Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnappy! Lemme see them beautiful breasts!

Carroll: (chortles, undresses)