Hello. And welcome to Y’all Don’t Know. I’m your host, Anthony Mason.
Y’all Don’t Know is an ongoing exploration into all that is sinister, weird, creepy-crawly and loosey-goosey around us.
Did you know that there are mysterious, unexplainable energies whirling all around us as we speak? NO! ‘Cause Y’ALL DON’T KNOW!
Today on Y’all Don’t Know, we’re gonna talk about Giant Snakes!
(Mavericks swingman/benchwarmer Matt Carroll logs on to Chatroulette..)
Carroll: How’s it going, web-stranger?
Mason: S’good.
Carroll: You seem like a kind fellow.
Mason: Show me yo tit-tays!
(Caron Butler & Matt Carroll are suiting up in the Mavericks’ locker room..)
Carroll: So the NBA banned you from chewing straw, Caroniel?
Butler: Yeah, it sucks. I love straw!
(Matt Carroll is helping new Maverick DeShawn Stevenson unpack his things in Josh Howard’s old room..)
Carroll: Man! Lotta white tees!
Stevenson: Jeeyah.
Carroll: Maybe I’ll start callin’ you “White TeeShawn!” (chortles)
Stevenson: You call me that, I’ll kill you.
Carroll: (nervous chortle) Fair enough!
Carroll: I can’t believe you’re gosh-darn leavin’, Joshua J. Howard the Third!
Howard: Belee dat.
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