Jayson Williams Goes To Prison..
(Jayson Williams settles into his bunk, rousing his top bunkmate from his slumber..)
Heene: (rubbing eyes) Mmm, hmm? You the new guy?
Williams: Yup. Name’s Jayson.
Heene: I’m Richard.
Williams: What you in for, Richard?
Heene: I made people think my son was in a runaway balloon that sorta looked like a UFO floating over Colorado. How about you?
Williams: Shot my limousine driver dead.
Heene: Oh..
Williams: Yeah..
Heene: Do- do you like balloons?..
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Heene will probably serve more time than Williams, that’s the fucked up thing.