Dec
16
2009

Made You Look

It’s common knowledge that Robert Horry-Will Smith is up there with Stan Van Gundy-Ron Jeremy and Omar Epps-Mike Tomlin as the most uncanny athlete-celebrity resemblance of all-time.   But as it also turns out, Smith and Horry are hardly the only NBA player and famous rapper lookalikes.  Let’s take a look at a few notable examples from recent history.

Kenyon Martin

Kenyon Martin

Method Man

Method Man

I’ve also always thought that Marcus Camby looked like Method Man, even though he looks nothing like Kenyon Martin. I have no idea how that makes sense.

Ricky Davis

Ricky Davis

Andre 3000

Andre 3000

Hey ya…look just like each other!

Corey Maggette

Corey Maggette

Xzibit

Xzibit

Pretty sure Mr. X to the Z’s crew represents the West Coast a little better than Maggette’s team…

Josh Smith

The Game

The Game

The bigger question is, who’s more overrated?

Devean George

Devean George

Ice Cube

Ice Cube

Fittingly, Ice Cube is as much a rapper nowadays as Devean George is an NBA player…

Larry Hughes

Juelz Santanta

Hughes is the only player on the list to actually appear in a rap video (Nelly’s “Dilemma”), which at least raises the possibility that he could star in a Juelz Santana video. Mind blown.

Jason Williams

Jason Williams

Eminem

Eminem

Mandatory white player comparison.

Michael Redd

Michael Redd

Kanye West

Kanye West

Desperately fighting the urge not to make a played out “greatest comparison of all-time” joke…

Gary Payton

Gary Payton

DMX

DMX

Um, at least the way DMX used to look like

Bonzi Wells

Jay-Z

Jay-Z

Only one of these world-renowned icons is the greatest player in Chinese basketball history.

Devin Brown

Devin Brown

Usher

Usher

Not really hip-hop, but close enough (note that we’ll also accept an argument for a Leandro Barbosa resemblance). And for the record, Usher could give Matthew McConaughey a strong run for the title of most shirtless pictures on the first two pages of Google images search results.

Chris Childs

Chris Childs

Nas

Nas

It ain’t hard to tell. Or maybe it is, but I always thought they looked alike as a kid. I’m just wondering who would be selling Chris Childs autographs…well, besides Chris Childs.

Honorable Mention:

*Chris Wilcox and Busta Rhymes: Obviously works better with the braids…

*Rodney Stuckey (on ‘roids) and 50 Cent

*Michael Finley and GZA

*Paul Pierce and Talib Kweli: On this list just to get by…

*Etan Thomas and John Forte (or Mekhi Phifer in 8 Mile, since he played a rapper and all…)

4 Comments »

  • ebooker

    DAT’S RACIALIST!

    Comment | December 16, 2009
  • Broadway E

    Wow, you guys really suck at this. You got off to a bad start when you did the Kenyon-method man comparison, when the more obvious choice was Kenyon=Joe Budden. Also 50 cent is definitely Nate Robinson. Jamal Crawford=Lupe fiasco. Marcus Camby and Jayz is a more believable fit. Malik Rose=kanye West so on and so forth….

    Comment | December 21, 2009
  • ebooker

    Sorry, Steven Cuell. We will try to improve our racial profiling in the future..

    Comment | December 21, 2009
  • Anonymous

    Kenyon Martin Looks like Joe Budden

    Comment | January 21, 2010

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