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Funfetti cake for everyone

For the last 365 days, Ethan’s we’ve been working diligently to bring our 7 readers (you know who you are) daily NBA content. In just one year Lowposts.com has accomplished what other blogs only dream about. That’s right, we’ve created a brand name. In Japan.

See for yourself: Lowposts.com Alexa rankings.

How Lowposts.com is ranked around the world:

#55,163 Japan

#129,004 Canada

#277,131 United States

What does this mean? I’m not exactly sure, but I’m hoping to get a shitload of free Toro out of it.

Today we’ll take a look at some of the highlights of the last year at lowposts.com.

First, the post that started it all: In Which Anthony Mason Makes A Failed Attempt At Male_bonding..

Lowposts.com has had content linked on TrueHoop, Ball Don’t Lie and Deadspin to name a few. These megasites point literally billions of people in our direction. Since lowposts.com is hosted on a server with a bunch of pornsites, we’re able to handle the load (LOAD!).  Here’s a list of our top traffic draws.

#1. The Great White Hype

Number one on this list? NBA CHAMPION ADAM MORRISON.

#2. Going Shot for Ugly Shot

As I have a semi-unconventional shot, I speak for everyone on that list when I say: fuck you Dok.

#3. You Can Quote Me on That

A fantastic list that inspired this post over at Ball Don’t Lie.

#4. LIVEBLOG #6 SPURS VS PISTONS

Then this happened and somehow Dok got blamed for it all. Sucks to be him! Too bad all the good comments got disemvoweled…

Our more astute readers will notice that Dok penned three of the top four posts and got blamed for the fourth! You’re killing Dok. Killing!

If you were able to login to the admin section of lowposts.com, you could see this:

377/365=1.03

377!

limp is just another word for swagger

HOLY SHIT!

Numbers don’t lie.

- Confucius

Ethan’s been the driving force behind lowposts.com. He’s been killing Dan Shaughnessy, Bob Ryan and Bill Plaschke on a regular basis, exploding heads (pictured above), caring about Matt Carroll when no one else in the world does, exploring the unexplorable with Anthony Mason AND following Jamaal Tinsley through time. All this while working a 9 to 5. Bravo sir. Bravo.

We’ve brought in some new blood, Starburied, formally from Half Court Heave. I railed some Adderal and read through everything he’s done at lowposts. One post stands out: his Atlantic Division Preview. Keep up the good work.

The 2009-10 NBA season is less than three weeks away and we’re poised to have another fantastic year. Expect a shitload of Blazer content.