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Best ebay item… ever?
Blazer halftime specialist/aspiring magician/suspected nevernude Michael Holton could be yours for the (somewhat) fair price of $4.99 on Ebay.
Up for bid is a Portland Trail Blazer autographed picture fan of Michael Holton for the 1986-87 season. The cardboard fan with wood handle measures a little over 12″ in length and has an original Michael Bolton autograph on it. It is in good shape with minor smudgin outlining the wood frame. The fan reads “Official Blazer Fan” with instructions for its use and stats on Michael Holton.
I'm glad they've supplied instructions
clearly not a Michael Bolton autograph
Michael Bolton
Bid with confidence.
…An Ebay auction!
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..suspected nevernude..
Is that exactly what it sounds like?
@ebooker: it’s time for you to rent the Arrested Development DVDs