Feb
05
2010

Nappy Brown’s Football Prognostications: Super Bowl Sunday

Legendary soul-singer Nappy Brown is a bit of a football buff. Every week Nappy will make his NFL predictions..

Super Bowl Sunday

Super Bowl Sunday!

Nappy hasn’t been this excited since he found out they still make Surge!

NAPPY NEEDS DIABETIC ENERGY!

Still haven’t gotten all my e-vites returned yet for my big Super Bowl Sunday bash. Better check my AOL e-mail account!

Let’s see here, just type in my e-mail address:  BlackBootyBopper42@aol.com And my password: NappysPassword.

Hey! Here’s one from my good friend Stephen Stills!

“Hey, Nappy! Sorry, but I can’t make it this Sunday. Got a badger cornered in the pantry and I think I’m just gonna have to starve him out. Might take all weekend. ‘Course he’s in the pantry, so..”

Damn! And I got him his favorite: Smoked Cigarettes!

Here’s an e-mail from my old pal, Bill Cosby!

“Ohhhhhhh, Nappy! With the nappin’ and the crappin’ and the dippin’ and the flippin’, be-bippin’ & boppin’! Can’t make it, Rudy swallowed a nickel!”

Damn that Rudy Huxtable! Ruinin’ all my plans! I made Jello!

Hows about Matt Carroll, surely he can’t be busy!

“(chortles) Can’t make it, Mr. Brown! Too busy chortling out loud at this hilarious Keyboard Cat video! Have you seen this hullabaloolery? (chortles)”

That was last year, Carroll! Stupid white people..

One last shot! Anthony Mason, don’t let me down!

“Can’t talk now, honky! Just saw some space aliens!”

Dang! My Super Bowl Sunday is ruined! Guess it’s just gonna be you and me again this year, Space Bear!

Colts (-5) over Saints -  I gotta ride with the horse that got me here. No pun intended. Except for the one where Colts are horses.

Sorry Katrinaleans!

Last Week: 1-1

Best Week: 11-5 (Week 14)

Playoffs: 4-6  (.400)

Season: 122-139-5 (.459)

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