This Is Rap Basketball
We’ve previously looked at one side of the unique connection between rap and basketball — NBA players who’ve tried to (unsuccessfully) release rap albums. A much more common phenomenon in today’s hip-hop/hoops era finds rappers mentioning basketball players in their lyrics. In fact, it’s almost impossible to listen to a rap album and not hear a musician compare himself or his counterparts to his favorite players, usually with something lame like, “I’m number one like Tracy McGrady.” There were probably more clichéd references to Shaq missing free throws in the mid-’90’s than, well, the actual number of missed free throws by the big man. While Michael Jordan, LeBron James, and Allen Iverson, to name a few, have been name-dropped hundreds of times (according to Slam, Jordan has been acknowledged over 150 times himself), here are some of the more original and memorable rap lyrics that mention NBA stars.
Clyde, Rick Barry, and Pistol Pete,
Now these players, could never be beat,
Isiah, and Iceman too,
Just give ‘em the ball, and then you talk up too,
Dantley and Wilkins are on the scene,
And Ralph Sampson is really mean,
Bill Russell didn’t take no junk,
And Darryl Dawkins got a monster dunk
– Kurtis Blow “Basketball” (1984)
A hip-hop pioneer and a knowledgeable NBA fan, Kurtis Blow referred to dozens of other NBA superstars such as Julius Erving, Wilt Chamberlain, and Magic Johnson in his hit single. While the lyrics and video are badly outdated — not to mention that Blow is a dead-ringer for Dave Chappelle’s Prince — the song was monumental in establishing an early connection between rap and basketball. It’s since been used in commercials, including the Lil’ Penny ads, and was unfortunately remade by Lil’ Bow Wow in 2002 . Let’s just pretend that never happened.
Max mostly, undivided, then slide in, sickenin’
Guaranteed, made em jump like Rod Strickland
– Wu-Tang Clan “Triumph” (1997)
I have no idea why rappers love Strickland so much. Not only is he also mentioned 
on “Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ With,” but his name appears on Pharoahe Monch’s “Official,” (”I walk the earth with my Rod in this Strick-land”), DMX’s “Sincerity” (”straight to the hole, like Rod Strickland”), and Method Man’s “Evil Streets” (”then the plot thickens, on point like Rod Strickland”). Is it just because his name is so easy to rhyme? It’s too bad that Strick’s propensity to puke hot dogs during Wizards games (I actually saw this live once) never made it into a song.
“Who slam harder? Onyx or Vince Carter? (ONYX!)” – Onyx, “Slam Harder” (2002)
Carter’s name is found on countless rap songs, including the chorus of this commercial single. The funny thing is that by 2002, Vince wasn’t really slamming anymore, sitting out with a knee injury and eventually declaring that he “[didn't] want to dunk anymore.” “Slam Harder” was supposed to be Onyx’s comeback anthem, a follow-up to their 1993 hit “Slam,” but never translated into good album sales. The lesson here, as Raptors fans will be quick to tell you, is don’t rely on Vince Carter for anything.
Worry, I’m not Mike Jordan, of the mic recordin’
Hovi, baby, you Kobe, maybe Tracy McGrady
Matter fact, you Harold Miner, J.R. Rider, washed up on marijuana
Even worse you a Pervis Ellis, you worthless, fella
You ain’t no athlete, you Shawn Bradley
– Jay-Z “Pump It Up [Remix]” (2003)
Jay-Z is no stranger to NBA similes, foreshadowing his own comeback on “Encore,” (”come back like Jordan, wearing the 4-5“), and likening his competitors to Sam Bowie on “Hola Hovito.” His verse on the remix of Joe Budden’s “Pump It Up” prompted rumors of a feud between the two rappers. If Jay-Z was really battling Budden, himself no stranger to “NBA” allusions, then throwing in four of the biggest busts in league history (including, quite fittingly, Baby Jordan) in a four-bar span was a knock-out punch.
During last season’s playoffs, a war of words between DeShawn Stevenson and LeBron James, who compared the Wizards guard to rapper Soulja Boy, led Jay-Z back in the booth. The part owner of the New Jersey Nets recorded a Stevenson diss track, “Blow the Whistle,” and is currently working on a new record for LeBron, “To Live and Die in NJ,” to be released in the summer of 2010.
And y’all scared, I can tell / that Im’a get Bucks like Milwaukee, cause like Sam, I Cassell. – Jadakiss, Put Ya Hands Up (2001)
It’s interesting to hear Cassell’s name pop up so often, since like Strickland, he was
never a star player. He’s renowned for being clutch and looking like an alien, both of which are prominently covered by rappers: Drag-On (”And keep a guard wit ya that shoot, like Sam Cassell”); Cassidy (”And if I don’t sell, and plans should fail, man it’d get ugly like Sam Cassell”); and Redman (”Call me the Sam Cassell, shots two minute on the clock, cops know the SL handle well”). I only have one request — can someone make a testicle dance video before Sam retires?
“I’m just Kidd-in’ like Jason.” — Nelly, “Hot in Herre” (2002)
Nelly made a quick (and not particularly witty) play on words using Jason Kidd’s name on his biggest hit. Seriously though, Nelly, is that the best you could do, considering all we know about the husband of the year? How about, “I spit rhymes like J-Kidd spits french fries?” Yeah, this is probably why I’m not a rapper.
Quick Hits:
Snoop Dogg, Hoop Dreams (1999): Snoop imagines playing point guard for the Lakers and even makes a couple of transactions: “And we traded for a few players, some Pacers, Miller and Mullin, and now they Lakers.” Maybe the Clippers should consider hiring him instead of Isiah for that executive position?
Jay-Z, “La, La, La (Excuse Me Again)” (2004): “And I’m the Franchise like the Houston Rockets…” Just imagine Steve Francis’ excitement here, right before Jay finishes the line with, “…Yao Ming!” Burn!
Wu-Tang Clan, “Starter” (2007): “You’s starter, like Candace Parker, take flight like Skywalker, might wolf it on ya father.” The whole first verse is about Candace Parker, and believe me, it only gets worse from here.
Wu-Tang Clan, “Soul in the Hole” (1999): “Sore losers take off they jersey, cause they ain’t James Worthy.”
Public Enemy, “Rebel Without a Pause” (1988): “I’ll throw it down your throat like Barkley.”
The Roots, “Ain’t Sayin’ Nothing New” (1999): “I just back-slap that ass like Shaq did Ostertag.”
Nas, “These Are Our Heroes” (2004): “From OJ to Kobe, uh let’s call him Tobe … Yo, you can’t do better than that? The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?”
Nelly Furtado: “Promiscuous,” (2006): “Is your game MVP like Steve Nash?” It’s not rap, but it features and is produced by Timbaland.
Gnarls Barkley: the group name; Cee-Lo was a rapper in his former life.
Styles P, “Good Times (I Get High)” (2005): No rap references in the lyrics, but, um, is that Jalen Rose DJing at the 2:41 and 3:06 marks??
The only rapper who’s come close to playing in the NBA is Percy “Master P” Miller — hard as it is to believe now — who was on the preseason rosters of the Charlotte Hornets in 1998 and the Toronto Raptors in 1999. Although he never appeared in a regular season game, he put out a mixtape in honor of his achivements. Maybe one day, his son, Lil’ Romeo, a rap artist in his early teens who currently plays for USC will become the first true rapper-turned-baller. (Checks Romeo Miller’s stats). Maybe not.
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Song: Cannon
Artist: Asher Roth
“so uncanny Ginobili flow left handed’
Song:Push
Artist: Pharoah Monch
‘damn dudes on some totally when he rides the bass line like Ginobili”
Song:AIM
Artist: Tyga
“always on point like Ginobili; come guard me”
Great stuff. I’ll hafta add some of these to the list. Meanwhile, yall can check out more here.
http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/nba-lyrics/
the great one - 32’s the magic number ad carmelo to the mix u get my AK 47 blast a fellow out his kicks.
at the beeining of E-40 album players ball he pays a quote of rasheed wallace saying he doesn’t like west coast rap and e049 then proceeds to be like “who the fuck is rasheeed wallace” for he whole song
“Official,” Pharoahe Monch
“I holds claws like Chamique” is one of about thirty great lines.
From some of the new Slaughterhouse stuff:
“Too many n—as Tyson Chandler/Tryna leave their team and went nowhere,” Buddens.
“I ain’t lyin’, sir/You ain’t gotta watch Tim Duncan jump to see a flyin’ Spur,” Crooked I.
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I believe the Kurtis Blow lyrics are “Just give ‘em the ball, and then you chalk up two”, not talk up too.
“I do wild things, make China stretch like YAO Ming” -Cam’ron
“I got weed hash, when I breeze pass, breathe fast, eat ass, or on point like Steve Nash.” -Cam’ron
“I need more, need weed and need cash
Or I’ma shoot three at ya team like Steve Nash” -Vinnie Paz of Jedi Mind Tricks
You can’t forget “Record Haters” by E-40! The whole first verse is him yelling at Rasheed Wallace for saying that he doesn’t like E-40’s music. What an awesome song.
How could you leave out Jurassic 5’s song ‘The Game’? The whole things about basketball, and they drop plenty of names throughout, but this one’s probably my favorite:
“Comin’ through your lane, with pure skills so stand clear
Vocal charge is a mirage, I still stand here
Damn near, make your shit look soft like Pam Grier
Fans cheer for the paragraph Bill Lambier”
@Scotty: Good call — I forgot about that fantastic Pharoahe line about Ginobili, which is one of my favorites. Great suggestions by everyone else…keep ‘em coming! There are only so many lyrics that could be included in one entry.
@Both Teams Played Hard: Now that’s a fantastic list…I wish I saw some of those earlier!
@Mick Ring: That would make more sense, but I trust the good folks at OHHLA.
Great post…pretty exhaustive, but I gotta be picky for a second…there are a few errors but one that stands out is that in Excuse Me Miss (remix) Jay-Z does not say Yao Ming…contrary to some poorly done lyric sites…he says, “I’m a franchise like a Houston Rocket, Yah Mean?”
A slang contraction of, “You know what I mean?”
I’m sorry for being a tool.
If it were “Yao Ming” that would be hilarious though.
TI feat kanye, jay z, lil wayne - swagger like us
“Sharper than a swagger dagger all metal, and my Ju-elz blue and yellow, the type of sh*t that make em call you Carmelo”
Fabolous - “trade it all”
“Uh, don’t front ma’, you know the way I ball’s to pick and roll. Like Stockton and Malone when we play the mall”
E40 feat. The Game - “tell me when to go” (remix)
“I put down the ball, picked up a tech. I’m nice around mics like Ron Artest. play better for the west”
and not a real song, but WWE’s “Big Show” Paul White rapping at Kurt Angle -
“In my world im the Giant. You the white girl and im Kobe Bryant”
@doktakra: That makes sense. Their interpretation of the “Chours” is spot on.
@Rob: You could be right, but it sure sounds like “Yao Ming” to me (1:45 left mark):
Jay-Z - La La La (Excuse Me Again) @ Yahoo! Video
Hollered at the homeboy Gary Payton…
- Too Short, Just Anotha Day
Guilty Simpson - shouts out Ronnie Brewer (apparently his cousin) on one of his tracks off Ode to the Ghetto - I’m to lazy to go check which one.
@Rob: he’s saying Yao Ming in a way that it also sounds like “y’na mean?” It’s BOTH; it’s called word play. Rappers like to do this sometimes.
jay-z & beanie sigel - raw and uncut
beanie sigel:
me & hov same track? ya gotta be kiddin
its like that nigga jordan im scottie pippen
like magic, worthy
parrish, bird B
stockton malone shit
who gon’ stop n hold this
full court press…..
and by the way, its not “yao ming” its “yah mean?”
would be pretty cool either way
A Tribe Called Quest - The Infamous Date Rape.
Uh huh, you know science, you get buckwild
Runnin mad games as if your name was Scott Skiles
Or better yet Magic or even Karl Malone
of the chronic 2001: Like vince carter from the baseline, i don t waste my time.
and of the masta ace, think it was os a long hot summer, not sure though: that n###a makes sam cassell look like denzel.
Note that all the guys who rapped about Strickland are from New York. If there’s one thing I know about NYC, it is that those guys love their point guards.
Beastie Boys Get It together
See I’ve Got Heart Like John Starks
Hitting Mad Sparks
Pass Me The Mic and I’ll Be Rocking The Whole Park
What about Holocaust (Silkworm) by RZA?
[...]
With all that tough talk, I drop bombs like Mookie Blaylock
[...]
stick boney but the pockets are fat like tony,
soprano of the roc,
handle like van exel.
- jay-z “crazy in love”
she need with t-mac, vince, shaq,
she think that i ball,
she know i’m a real nigga
plus she love that i’m tall
- silkk the shocker “that’s cool”
Class back in session so we upped it a grade
in two years dwayne wayne became dwayne wade
and hey - please don’t starve me
i’m like gnarls barkley
meets charles barkley…
etc.
kanye - the glory
I’m like Magic to Kareem, mayne you tell me I ain’t Worthy
I ain’t speakin ’bout a jersey, I’m speakin ’bout income
I’m the first pick, the first round, signin bonus profound
Playin for his hometown, reppin for the home crowd
I get Bucks like Michael Redd, tell ‘em again
I gets Bucks like Michael Redd, heard what I said?
The M-V-P of the game, intensity still the same
I’m shootin out from my reign, with Peyton Manning type aim;
Can’t stop me from scorin so they resort to just hackin
So there’s, three of us now - me, A.I. and Shaq
-Nelly, “Heart of a Champion”
obviosly, referring to how often Allen Iverson and Shaq get fouled and sent to the free throw line
The whole song is littered with sports references; NFL names also come up frequently.
How about the Transplants song “Diamonds and Guns”?
“Bombs goin’ off in Sierra Leone
takin’ more shots than Karl Malone”
Good song, too bad they sold the song to a shampoo company, the commercial is on TV 100 times a day here in Canada!
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