Where Faaaan-tastic Slogans Happen!
The NBA season is almost halfway over, but it’s never too late to revisit team slogans for 2008/09 (and no, we had no idea they had these either). As you’ll see below, most of them lack originality (shocker!), and go with something bland like, “Watch Us Play,” “On the Ball,” or best of all, “None.” To help fix this problem, we’ve either added one of our own or a quick thought about the current slogan for each team. If you have any ideas of your own, feel free to add them in the comments.
Atlanta Hawks: Atlanta Hawks Basketball – Now You Know Huh…and all this time I thought I was watching the Falcons.
Boston Celtics: 17 Time World Champions I believe the actual slogan is “17-Time World Fucking Champions!”
Charlotte Bobcats: Play the Right Way That’s what she said!
Chicago Bulls: Love It Live! Where Vinny-ing Happens!
Cleveland Cavaliers: Get Pumped! Because he’s still ours until 2010!
Dallas Mavericks: Rowdy Proud and Loud Shh…just not when the SEC is around…
Denver Nuggets: Can You Feel It? Feel what exactly? Melo’s bitch slap?
Detroit Pistons: We Work As One You mean the royal ‘we,’ right?” — Allen Iverson
Golden State Warriors: N/A Moped-al to the Metal!
Houston Rockets: Get Red Whoops, that’s a typo. It should’ve read: “Get Injured.”
Indiana Pacers: Passion. Pride. Pacers. …Punches.
Los Angeles Clippers: Play Loud Home of That “Malcolm in the Middle” Kid (and Billy Crystal, but We’d Rather Not Talk About That)
Los Angels Lakers: None Where Our Ticket Prices Won’t be the Only Things to Rape You!
Memphis Grizzlies: Young & Hungry Commemorating the Bryant Reeves era…
Miami Heat: Something2Prove Why not go all out with “2Legit2Quit?”
Milwaukee Bucks: Ready To Rise Dear Asian population of Milwaukee: Yes, we traded Yi, but we still sorta have a Chinese guy in Joe Alexander! Hey…where are — don’t leave!
Minnesota Timberwolves: See What They Can Do Lose 40 games before the All-Star break?
New Jersey Nets: More Than A Game Jayson Williams’ chauffeur found out the hard way…
New Orleans Hornets: Passion. Purpose. Pride. You know, if they didn’t have a purpose, I’d swear they’re just jacking the Pacers’ slogan…
New York Knicks: None Yep, no arguments here…
Oklahoma City Thunder: N/A Hey, look over there, Seattle! *moving vans drive off*
Orlando Magic: 20 FAN-tastic Seasons Robert Deniro and Wesley Snipes will be on hand for every home game.
Philadelphia 76ers: Run With Us Yeah, we’re not that good, but the Phillies already won you a title, so ease up on the booing, okay?
Phoenix Suns: N/A Where Defense Is Optional Since 2002.
Portland Trail Blazers: Rise With Us Or what? You’ll sue me? Oh…okay then.
Sacramento Kings: None Because You Have Nothing Better To Do in Cow-town..
San Antonio Spurs: Come Together Nothing says our team isn’t old and boring like a song from1969.
Toronto Raptors: My Game Is Raptors Basketball It’s not like the Maple Leafs are any better, eh?
Utah Jazz Life Off. Game On. …but no home games on Sundays.
Washington Wizards: Washington Wizards…Character. Commitment. Connection. What are three words that have never been associated with Andray Blatche?
No Comments »
RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URL
