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Legendary soul-singer Nappy Brown is a bit of a football buff. Every week Nappy will make his NFL predictions..

Championship Weekend

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(Don Nelson returns to Oracle Arena after a multiple-week bout with pneumonia..)

Nelson: Stupid stray dog won’t stop following me.. (bursts into office)  I’m back!

Nelson: …

Nelson: Hello?..

Nelson: (reads post-it note attached to computer screen)  “Gone on road trip. Back on Wednesday. Food in fridge. Sincerely, Coach Smart.”

Nelson: (crumples note)  So we’ve taken the team on a little road trip, have we Keith? Gonna have some fun without old Donnie ’cause he was outside in the rain in his underwear for too long? Fine. I can have fun all by myself!

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Nowitzki: The baby is mine!

Taylor: Sho nuff ain’t, ya bitch-ass Nazi!

Povich: Tonight on The Maury Povich Show: The Spermin’ German & The Chipper Stripper.. (more…)

Imagine my disappointment when the Celtics season came to a close and I realized one thing: No more Dan Shaughnessy/Bob Ryan slamfests. Non-basketball-related zingers can still be found here all summer long at the crappiest website in Crapland (where’d you learn to format? back of a cereal box), but no clean-cut pretty Wordpress posts with awesome photoshops and Bob Ryan’s trademark windbag grin.

Now, imagine my jubilant surprise when I open up the Globe this morning (the inkless version) to find…dun dunaNA! A Bob Ryan basketball column!

Must be about the Celtics somehow.. KG’s knee? Big Baby’s contract? Doc Rivers’ plummet back to mortal Earth? Rajon Rondo’s ascension to godliness?

Nope. It’s about the failure that is Lebron Cornelius James.

It’s been twenty days since I’ve hurt Irishmen’s feelings. Lemme see if I remember how..

Let the hate flow from your fingers like a thousand crystal shards.. (more…)