Stephen Jackson’s Trade Wishes..
(Warriors swingman Stephen Jackson is sitting in the NBA Gazebo, chugging vodka, when Mavericks guard Matt Carroll sits down next to him..)
Carroll: These gosh-darn Adirondack chairs are more comfortable than a barrel full of kittens! Nothing beats a good sit, eh Stephen Alvarez Jackson of the Golden State (Northern California/Bay Area) Warriors basketball program?
Jackson: (sighs)
Carroll: What are you so down in the dumps on the far side of town about, Captain of the Jacks?
Jackson: I’m just prayin’ to Cyborg Jesus I get traded! (more…)









