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(Matt Carroll is sweeping up the Mavericks locker room and singing to himself..)

Carroll: Billie Jean’s not my gosh-darn lover
She’s just a girl..who thinks I’m pretty neat..

Howard: (sprinting into the locker room)  Ay, man. Did ya hear?

Carroll: Probably. But remind me.

Howard: He’s dead!

Carroll: Oh, yes. Wasn’t that tragic?

Howard: Man, I been bawlin’ all night! (more…)

Hello. And welcome to Y’all Don’t Know. I’m your host, Anthony Mason.

Y’all Don’t Know is an ongoing exploration into all that is sinister, weird, creepy-crawly and loosey-goosey around us.

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Today on Y’all Don’t Know, we’re gonna talk about CIA drug trafficking! (more…)