Starbury’s Revenge
Let’s be clear about this — Stephon Marbury signing with a Chinese basketball team is by far the smartest and most rational thing Starbury’s done in a long time…and we mean looooong time.
And besides, everyone knows China makes the best Vaseline in the world (nope, couldn’t resist).
The man everyone should feel most sorry for right now is Bonzi Wells, who will soon be regarded as only the second best player in Chinese basketball history. Also, because he’s homeless.
