(Josh Howard is sitting on an old futon in the North Dallas apartment he shares with teammate Matt Carroll..)
Howard: (tokes)
Carroll: (enters apartment, throws down duffel bag) Fancy meeting you here! (chortles)
Howard: (tokes, nods)
Carroll: You haven’t moved since I left for morning practice!
Howard: (tokes, nods) (more…)
Hello. And welcome to Y’all Don’t Know. I’m your host, Anthony Mason.
Y’all Don’t Know is an ongoing exploration into all that is sinister, weird, creepy-crawly and loosey-goosey around us.
Did you know that there are mysterious, unexplainable energies whirling all around us as we speak? NO! ‘Cause Y’ALL DON’T KNOW!
Today on Y’all Don’t Know, we’re gonna talk about Chupacabra! (more…)
Legendary soul-singer Nappy Brown is not only a basketball aficionado; he’s a bit of a football buff as well. Every week Nappy will make his NFL predictions..
Week Seven (more…)
Hello. And welcome to Y’all Don’t Know. I’m your host, Anthony Mason.
Y’all Don’t Know is an ongoing exploration into all that is sinister, weird, creepy-crawly and loosey-goosey around us.
Did you know that there are mysterious, unexplainable energies whirling all around us as we speak? NO! ‘Cause Y’all Don’t Know!
Today on Y’all Don’t Know, we’re gonna talk about water fluoridation!
(Warriors rookie Stephen Curry runs into Coach Don Nelson’s office..)
Curry: Coach!
Nelson: (swivels around in chair) Gahhh–I wasn’t masturbating!!
Curry: Um..
Nelson: (looks down, zips up fly)
Curry: Coach, Andris is hitting people over the head with a mallet. Says it’s for some sort of Latvian holiday, but it really hurts!
Nelson: Now, Young Stephen. Nobody likes a tattletale.
Curry: But Coach, Rony Turiaf is on the floor bleeding!
Nelson: Probably just his dreadlocks. What did you want to see me for?
Curry: Um, that. What I just told you.
Nelson: Right, now my thing. (more…)
(Mavericks shooting guard Matt Carroll is enjoying a quiet evening at home on his couch when he’s besieged by hobgoblins..)
Carroll: Get away from me, ya gosh-darn hobgoblins! (more…)
One afternoon, while in his laboratory trying to invent a gun that shoots guns, unemployed backup point guard Jamaal Tinsley discovered time travel. The only problem: He cannot control it. Now he is lost somewhere in the space-time continuum, looking for a way back to our reality and a contract with the New York Knickerbockers..
Tonight’s adventure: New England 1938.. (more…)
(Warriors rookie Stephen Curry is awoken at five in the morning by his phone..)
Curry: Ughh, hello?
Nelson: Stephen, come here at once! I need you!
Curry: Mmph, Coach? What’s happening?
Nelson: Adventure! (more…)
Rashard Lewis has been victimized. And there is only one man that can get to the bottom of this. And that man…is Rashard Lewis.
(Stephen Curry is called into Coach Don Nelson’s office..)
Nelson: (playing with a paddleball unsuccessfully) Fuckin’ thing’s broken.
Curry: You wanted to see me, Coach?
Nelson: Manuel! Manuel!
Manuel: (runs into office) Yes, meester?
Nelson: (hands over paddleball) Get this to the shop, will ya Manuel?
Manuel: Yes, meester.
Curry: Ummm..
Nelson: (turning to the rookie 2-guard) Stephen Curry! (more…)
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