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The 2009 NBA Draft is nearly upon us.

‘Tis nigh. ‘Tis nigh!

And what better way to ring in draft week than with our very own Anthony Charles Xavier Mason.

Let the mocking and drafting begin.. (more…)

The Combos® Playoff Previews are a series of analytical breakdowns of every matchup in the 2009 NBA Playoffs. They are sponsored by Combos..

Conference Finals: #1 Los Angeles Lakers vs. #3 Orlando Magic.. (more…)

The Combos® Playoff Previews are a series of analytical breakdowns of every matchup in the 2009 NBA Playoffs. They are sponsored by Combos..

Conference Finals: #1 Los Angeles Lakers vs. #2 Denver Nuggets.. (more…)

The Combos® Playoff Previews are a series of analytical breakdowns of every matchup in the 2009 NBA Playoffs. They are sponsored by Combos..

Round 2: #1 Los Angeles Lakers vs. #5 Houston Rockets.. (more…)

The Combos® Playoff Previews are a series of analytical breakdowns of every matchup in the 2009 NBA Playoffs. They are sponsored by Combos..

Round 1: #1 Los Angeles Lakers vs. #8 Utah Jazz.. (more…)

You can’t have one without the other
You can’t have bread without the butter..

I think those are song lyrics…or a Land of Lakes commercial, I’m not sure. And my Google is like three Firefox tabs away, so screw it..

Bob Ryan is a pink, round-faced mammal and colleague of The Most Giantest Douche In All The Land. I have to admit, I’ve enjoyed Ryan on occasion. From threatening to smack Jason Kidd’s wife in the face to shitting on Stephen A. Smith (not literally, although that would also qualify as awesome as long as I didn’t have to see/smell it). These are all good things. But he’s still a pompous windbag.

Bob Ryan enjoys beginning articles with a tune. He’s a song-and-dance man, by trade. His pipes cannot be confined to paper! He wants to singggggggggggggggggggg!

Bob Ryan is the DJ Premier to Dan Shaughnessy’s Guru. If Gang Starr really really sucked and you wanted to create a time-traveling Delorean to go back and repeatedly punch their mothers’ pregnant stomachs. I just need a little more plutonium..

If I’m going to begin systematically dismantling Dan Shaughnessy’s long storied career, I might as well take down Bob Ryan with him.. (more…)