Let’s be clear about this — Stephon Marbury signing with a Chinese basketball team is by far the smartest and most rational thing Starbury’s done in a long time…and we mean looooong time.
And besides, everyone knows China makes the best Vaseline in the world (nope, couldn’t resist).
The man everyone should feel most sorry for right now is Bonzi Wells, who will soon be regarded as only the second best player in Chinese basketball history. Also, because he’s homeless.
It’s common knowledge that Robert Horry-Will Smith is up there with Stan Van Gundy-Ron Jeremy and Omar Epps-Mike Tomlin as the most uncanny athlete-celebrity resemblance of all-time. But as it also turns out, Smith and Horry are hardly the only NBA player and famous rapper lookalikes. Let’s take a look at a few notable examples from recent history.
Kenyon Martin
Method Man
I’ve also always thought that Marcus Camby looked like Method Man, even though he looks nothing like Kenyon Martin. I have no idea how that makes sense.
Ricky Davis
Andre 3000
Hey ya…look just like each other!
Corey Maggette
Xzibit
Pretty sure Mr. X to the Z’s crew represents the West Coast a little better than Maggette’s team…
Josh Smith
The Game
The bigger question is, who’s more overrated?
Devean George
Ice Cube
Fittingly, Ice Cube is as much a rapper nowadays as Devean George is an NBA player…
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