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(Golden State Warriors head coach Don Nelson is putting the finishing touches on his office Christmas tree..)

Nelson: Stephen, is this too many swastikas?

Curry: Jesus, Coach..

Nelson: (chuckling)  Yeah, I’m tryin’ to get fired. So, you finished your Christmas shopping?

Curry: Yeah, actually I–

Nelson: Great. (thrusts a finger in the air)  To the mall!

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Legendary soul-singer Nappy Brown is a bit of a football buff. Every week Nappy will make his NFL predictions..

Week Fifteen

Christmas Edition!

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Legendary soul-singer Nappy Brown is not only a basketball aficionado; he’s a bit of a football buff as well. Every week Nappy will make his NFL predictions..

Week Eleven

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Legendary soul-singer Nappy Brown is not only a basketball aficionado; he’s a bit of a football buff as well. Every week Nappy will make his NFL predictions..

Week Nine

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Legendary soul-singer Nappy Brown is not only a basketball aficionado; he’s a bit of a football buff as well. Every week Nappy will make his NFL predictions..

Week Two

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(Timberwolves President David Kahn is in Spain for the second time trying to bring Ricky Rubio with him back to Minnesota..)

Kahn: (muttering to himself)  Alright Kahn-y, you can do this. Hail Mary time, baby. Let’s get this Spaniard to Minnesota. Toothsweet, I say! Toothsweet!

Rubio: (enters hotel suite with agent)  Hola.

Kahn: Olé!

Agent: (scowls at Kahn)

Kahn: (gulp)

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Hello. And welcome to Y’all Don’t Know. I’m your host, Anthony Mason.

Y’all Don’t Know is an ongoing exploration into all that is sinister, weird, creepy-crawly and loosey-goosey around us.

Did you know that there are mysterious, unexplainable energies whirling all around us as we speak? NO! ‘Cause Y’all Don’t Know!

Today on Y’all Don’t Know, we’re gonna talk about Time Travel! (more…)

(Matt Carroll is sweeping up the Mavericks locker room and singing to himself..)

Carroll: Billie Jean’s not my gosh-darn lover
She’s just a girl..who thinks I’m pretty neat..

Howard: (sprinting into the locker room)  Ay, man. Did ya hear?

Carroll: Probably. But remind me.

Howard: He’s dead!

Carroll: Oh, yes. Wasn’t that tragic?

Howard: Man, I been bawlin’ all night! (more…)

In the weeks leading up to the 2009 NBA Draft, Lowposts’ resident Draftologistician will be looking at NBA Drafts of the past and how they got all screwed up..

Today:  The 1993 NBA Draft.. (more…)

(Metro-Dade Vice Detective Alonzo Mourning wakes up in a pool of his own blood..)

Mourning: Oh God! My kidney!

Jugga-jugga-jugga-jugga
Jugga-jugga-jugga-jugga
Bow-na-now-now-now-now
Bow-na-now-now-now-nowww…

Tonight’s Episode:  You’ve Gotta Be Kidney.. (more…)