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Aug
21
2009

David Kahn’s Final Play..

(Timberwolves President David Kahn is in Spain for the second time trying to bring Ricky Rubio with him back to Minnesota..)

Kahn: (muttering to himself) Alright Kahn-y, you can do this. Hail Mary time, baby. Let’s get this Spaniard to Minnesota. Toothsweet, I say! Toothsweet!

Rubio: (enters hotel suite with agent) Hola.

Kahn: Olé!

Agent: (scowls at Kahn)

Kahn: (gulp)

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Written by ebooker in: ebooker | Tags: Chloroform - Works every time., David Kahn, David Kahn looks like a stoned pedophile in that picture.., Dick-Suckin', Doppelgangers, Facts are according to Alan from Minnesota; may not be true.., I hope Alan from Minnesota writes another angry comment.., Kidnapping, Making light of tragic events, Not sure how David Kahn got Don Nelson's van.., Pete Maravich, Pistolo Pedro, Ricky Rubio

Jun
24
2009

Anthony Mason’s 2009 NBA Mock Draft

The 2009 NBA Draft is nearly upon us.

‘Tis nigh. ‘Tis nigh!

And what better way to ring in draft week than with our very own Anthony Charles Xavier Mason.

Let the mocking and drafting begin.. (more…)

Written by ebooker in: ebooker | Tags: Andre Miller, Anthony Mason, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Asian Chicks, Ben Gordon, BJ Mullens, Blake Griffin, Booty, Brandon Jennings, Buffoons, Carlos Boozer, Chase Budinger, DaJuan Summers, Darren Collison, DeJuan Blair, DeMar DeRozan, Derek Fisher, Dionte Christmas, Earl Clark, Ed, Editor's Notes, Eric Maynor, Gerald Henderson, Ghost Writer, Grapes, Hamturkeys, Hasheem Thabeet, Hooligans, I'm sure a million goddam trades are gonna happen right after I post this.., Jafar, James Harden, James Johnson, Jeff Teague, Jesus Christ, JMU, Jodie Meeks, Jonny Flynn, Jordan Hill, Josh Heytvelt, Jrue Holiday, Keon Clark, Magic Eight Ball, Matt Carroll, McLovin, Minnesoda, Mock Draft, Mock Mock Draft, Mock Mock Mock Draft, No actual analysis whatsoever.., Numbrods, Omri Casspi, Paul Millsap, Pete Maravich, Pistol Pete, Pistolo Pedro, Playin' Spoons, Ricky Rubio, RoboMason, Snap Bracelets, Stephen Curry, Superbad, Superhead, Taj Gibson, Tentacle Rape, Terrence Williams, The crucifix was the ultimate post-up.., Tim Duncan, Ty Lawson, Tyler Hansbrough, Tyreke Evans, Wayne Ellington, Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Zebras

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David Kahn’s Final Play..

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