Team One-Liners: Atlantic Division
Boston Celtics: Ubuntu will be pushed to the limit when players realize that Brian Scalabrine’s 2008/09 salary ($3,206,897) is more than that of Rajon Rondo, Leon Powe, and Glen Davis…combined.
New Jersey Nets: Brook Lopez has a ways to go before setting foot in the pantheon of Nets center greats: Jim McIlvaine, Todd McCullough, and Nenad Krstic.
New York Knicks: Serious question — can Eddy Curry, Zach Randolph, and Jerome James ride the elevator at the same time?
Philadelphia 76ers: On November 14, Mike Dunleavy Jr. will find a mysterious note in his locker prior to tip-off against Philly: “When you see Elton, go for the Achilles. Love, Dad.”
Toronto Raptors: Injuries will take their toll: Jermaine O’Neal hasn’t played a full season since Ice Cube had a jheri curl, and Jose Calderon will discover the meaning of payback courtesy of Yao, Yi, and Yue.
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