Team One-Liners: Central Division
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Chicago Bulls: After last season’s thrilling beard-off with DeShawn Stevenson, Drew Gooden will bet Adam Morrison on who can grow the thicker Fu Manchu.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Delonte West’s favorite artist is Justin Timberlake, because he knows how to set the mood right (note: we would’ve also accepted Johnny Gill).
Detroit Pistons: If you ever need to install new windows in your house, I know just the man to call.
Indiana Pacers: Jamaal Tinsley should be traded soon, but for now, his deadly shooting stroke is property of the Pacers.
Milwaukee Bucks: Charlie Villanueva is so used to Andrew Bogut’s self high-fives, he doesn’t even raise an eyebrow.
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