Team One-Liners: Northwest Division
He gets one a year, so why not?
Denver Nuggets: Never in my wildest dreams could I imagine that not one, but two Birdmen would bless us with timeless unintentional comedy.
Minnesota Timbewolves: Grizzlies fans were distraught when Kevin McHale traded OJ Mayo for Kevin Love, robbing Memphis of an amazing Gay-Love tandem (yes, my mental age is 10).
Oklahoma City Thunder: Serious question — which is more lame: the Thunder logo or the New Kids on the Block reunion?
Portland Trailblazers: Brandon Roy + LaMarcus Aldridge + Greg Oden + Rudy Fenandez - Darius Miles = BOOM goes the dynamite.
Utah Jazz: I was really hoping Gerry McNamara would make the team, because he deserves a shot…and because the Jazz could then field the first legitimate NBA whitewash since 1957, with Okur, Kirilenko, Harpring, and Korver.
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