Team One-Liners: Pacific Division
I will never forgive you for this, Brad.
Golden State Warriors: Serious question — who would you rather encounter in a dark alley: Marlo Stanfield or Stephen Jackson?
Los Angeles Clippers: Replacing Elton Brand with Marcus Camby is like replacing Michael Keaton with George Clooney — epic fail.
Los Angeles Lakers: Reason #3,547 why you should hate Kobe Bryant…
Phoenix Suns: Hiring a defensive-minded coach (Terry Porter) for an aging team that couldn’t guard a fat man in a phone booth — or Eddy Curry, for that matter — makes perfect sense.
Sacramento Kings: It’s only a matter of time before Candace Parker storms into Coach Theus’ office and demands that her Shelden get equal playing time with the rest of the boys.
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