Team One-Liners: Southeast Division

Coach?? What you doing?
Atlanta Hawks: It’s only October, but Josh Smith is already in mid-season form.
Charlotte Bobcats: Serious question — who got around more in his career: 2Pac or Larry Brown?
Miami Heat: Mario Chalmers and Michael Beasley are prepared to take the Heat to new highs.
Orlando Magic: Ever since I found out his middle name is Clay, I can’t shake the feeling that J.J. Redick is secretly hoping to get Superman’ed by Dwight Howard.
Washington Wizards: For Halloween, Andray Blatche will dress up as George Michael, and Gilbert Arenas will trick-or-treat in his 2006 Wizards jersey, as the Ghost of All-Star Past.
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