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(Yao Ming enters Paramount Leader Hu Jintao’s office..)

Jintao: (playing online Chinese checkers)  How can I keep losing at this? I Chinese!

Ming: You wanted to see me, my most peaceful supreme leader?

Jintao: Ah, Yao! Good to see you, my boy. Please sit!

Ming: (sits)

Jintao: Now. You have spent the past seven years with the Americans. It is time for your report. What have you learned?

Ming: Shaq so funny!

Jintao: No! What have you learned about America? What are their weaknesses? Are they ready to be conquered by the mighty force of China?

Ming: Tracy McGrady sleep so much!

Jintao: Arrghh! This not helping! You have been in America seven years. There must be something you’ve learned to better our country!

Ming: When Richard Adelman get angry, his face turn color of plumfish!

Jintao: (face-palms)  Yao Ming. You are our final hope. If you do not deliver useful information, the last seven years have been for naught and we must start from scratch. Please give us something we can use.

Ming: Launch code!

Jintao: Yes! Launch codes! How did you get your hands on launch codes?

Ming: I bought launch at McDonald’s. But it getting code! When this meeting over?

Jintao: